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Random Tuesday:Work Edition

It’s Tuesday folks! And because of the Jerry Springer like atmosphere at work Sunday night, I’ve decided to honor you with some random advice:

Your Baby Daddy Might Be Gay If…..

  1. He is more interested in critiquing the wardrobe of the cast of basketball wives than your labor.
  2. He and your nurse get into a detailed discussion on makeup ( Mac vs Nars).
  3. He has on skinny jeans and a muscle shirt.
  4. All of his friends who come to visit while you are in labor are…..gay.
  5. He keeps referring to you as “the experiment.”
  6. He pulls me aside and says “girl I’m going to need me a DNA test…”( No shit???)
  7. He has a man purse.
  8. His boots have…..heels……..
  9. He keeps reapplying his lip gloss and wait….does he have on foundation?
  10. And finally, he is humming Beyonce while we are pushing. Who Runs the World Anyone???
This, my friends, is a public service announcement. ย Please take note……
  • Reply
    Preshus Me
    August 9, 2011 at 8:15 am

    Bwaaaaahahahaha!!!!

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    K. Rock
    August 9, 2011 at 8:40 am

    Did this really happen? This is crazy!

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      rosesdaughter
      August 9, 2011 at 8:46 am

      YES! True story

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    Ayana
    August 9, 2011 at 10:27 am

    LOL! You have GOT to be kidding! You must work at Grady. LOL!!!

  • Reply
    krissy
    August 9, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Oh emm geeeee! Lmao! Wow! icant with this post! I just can’t. I have no words.

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    TheMrs
    August 9, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    OMG STOP IT!! LOL

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    Trish
    August 10, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    I effing LOVE this!! So damn funny!

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    elizabeth
    August 10, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    I did just laugh out loud reading this post.. #commenthour

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    Sarah
    August 11, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    OMG, wow, just wow! Please don’t tell me this is from personal experience!
    Sarah @ made in usa challenge

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