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Fact or Fiction?

A fly on the wall heard this…….

Husband: (hand creeping up to wife’s hip in the middle of the night RIGHT after she has put the baby down again) You awake??

Wife: Hmmmmmm( trying so hard to appear asleep)

Husband:( beginning now to tug down underwear) I’m horny……

Wife: (in her mind) : Shit! Did I take my pill today? Why can’t he get horny before 3 in the morning?????

The wife resists a few more minutes, debating weather or not she can have sex with her husband  without waking the baby and then be back to sleep within the next 10 minutes.  She thinks of all those “special” techniques that will make this a real quickie………

Wife: Oh all right…………

mepookiesan

Monday 22nd of March 2010

:D Too funny...but oh so true....lol

jill

Monday 22nd of March 2010

Hah! I didnt realize this was such a widespread problem. We need to organize a walk-out until they can manage to initiate earlier in the day. sheesh!

TheMrs

Monday 22nd of March 2010

LOL :)

Quiet Dreams

Sunday 21st of March 2010

LOL. LOL. LOL. OK, my marriage was none to be held as an example of anything, but he did that same shit to me! Glad I'm not the only one/glad I'm not crazy. Seriously, you'll have better luck with me if you make the moves in the early evening, not at midnight.

Natalie @ Hope Springs Eternal

Sunday 21st of March 2010

LoL. You're a lot nicer than I am. It irritates the shit out of me when my hubby tries to put the moves on me in the middle of the night.