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Not so Wordless Wednesday.

You know, I had a Wordless Wednesday all ready to post and go to bed.

And then, I went into my garage on the way to the car to take Pookah to daycare.

And I smelled weed.

Weed. Marijuana, Mary Jane………

Now, in my distant distant misguided youth, I may have experimented a time or two with the stickiest of the icky. .

But I’m grown now.  I’ve got a job.  That can ask me to pee in a cup anytime they feel like it.

My husband………

Not so much.

Not to say that he is a weed head.  Or that he occasionally indulges.

Remember this incident when he was laid off?????

Hmmm, yeah.

Idiot..

So I knew that he was a past connoisseur of the herb.

But I thought it was just that: the past.

I thought he learned his lesson the last time.

I mean, other than say when you go to Jamaica on vacation and some guy in the middle of the ocean offers you some of Jamaica’s finest wrapped in a plastic bags………………

But I digress.

My point is, I smelled it.

In my garage.

At 830 in the morning.

I know what weed smells like…..my patients baby daddy’s always always smell like it, and I grew up in DC dammit.

And it was that good shit too.( Don’t ask how I know that)

The point is, I KNOW.

But I’m not supposed to smell that shit in my own damn garage!!! We grown!!!!

WHAT THE HELL????????

And then he had the nerve to try to act like I didn’t know what I was talking about.

Fool, please.

Finally, it comes out: he’s stressed.  I can’t give him any sex( still 1 1/2 week to go on the no sex).  I won’t “relieve” him.

Excuse my french here but

Mutha  F**** please!

I’m so mad I could drive the 40 miles to his job and beat.His.ASS!!!!!!!!

But instead, I’m going to have a nice glass of wine to calm my nerves and go to sleep.

And pray I don’t get a phone call……………..

 

 

GG

Sunday 20th of March 2011

OMG C-Dud is acting out right now, I would treat him like the child he is acting and put him a a serious adult time out(insert your rules here). He needs to know that he is a grown up and you aren't PLAYING house this here is real. Damn him!

Candace (NYStateofMom)

Friday 18th of March 2011

Stress huh? Men! Always soooo stressed lol. Hope his boss isn't a blogger lol. What happened to incense and Febreeze (try a little lol)

TheMrs

Thursday 17th of March 2011

............what Nina said! *church wave*

rosesdaughter

Friday 18th of March 2011

hey!!!

2commentaristas

Wednesday 16th of March 2011

Great meeting you on #CommentHour. Hope you got to enjoy that wine! Love your blog and will definitely be following along.

rosesdaughter

Wednesday 16th of March 2011

I'm trying!