Welcome to another episode of Monday Randomness. This Monday isn’t so random. It’s about Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Phaedra Parks.
- First of all, what woman doesn’t know when her due date is? ESPECIALLY if it’s your first baby?Why she lying? Is her new husband really the father of that baby?
- Umm, is she going to breastfeed or do a fashion spread for La Perla? Girl that baby don’t care! And you won’t either after that baby comes!
- Penis ointment???? PENIS OINTMENT??????
- 50 cent pieces on the baby’s navel? Forget Boughetto, she is sooooooooooooo country……
- Was that a postpartum doula that she hired? Why doesn’t she know ANYTHING about breastfeeding?Why don’t her friends know anything about breastfeeding? I see Similac in her future…..
- And finally, while off topic, can I raid Lawrence’s closet??? That man’s shoes are FIRECE!
Stay tuned for next week’s episode!
keyalus
Tuesday 16th of November 2010
I can't wait until next week! From the previews it looks like the doctor confronts her about her due date. I think she knows her due date but is just embarrassed to have been pregnant before she got married. She looks sillier making up these stories and being induced at "7 months" than she does just admitting she was preggo and then he married her.
TheMrs
Monday 15th of November 2010
PHAKEDRA works on my last fucking nerve!! I can't..............I just can't!!!
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Christina
Monday 15th of November 2010
Girl I just felt rage building up in my body during that whole scene. Every time she talks about her pregnancy ormL the baby,i get honestly angry at her ignorance.especially this due date stuff. Talking about she's getting induced WEEKS early because the baby is ready come out. Newsflash, if he was ready, you wouldn't need to induce. Damn dummy.
Mad Woman
Monday 15th of November 2010
This is SO my kinda Monday morning post! Love it. And yes, that girl is WHACK! Thank you for sparing me from that show!