Fact or Fiction?
A fly on the wall heard this…….
Husband: (hand creeping up to wife’s hip in the middle of the night RIGHT after she has put the baby down again) You awake??
Wife: Hmmmmmm( trying so hard to appear asleep)
Husband:( beginning now to tug down underwear) I’m horny……
Wife: (in her mind) : Shit! Did I take my pill today? Why can’t he get horny before 3 in the morning?????
The wife resists a few more minutes, debating weather or not she can have sex with her husband without waking the baby and then be back to sleep within the next 10 minutes. She thinks of all those “special” techniques that will make this a real quickie………
Wife: Oh all right…………
Typical. Mine can’t get in the mood before 9pm when I have to get up by 5am. 8 hours, people. That’s what doctors tell us we need in order to feel good and be productive. Why can’t men get that?
LoL. You’re a lot nicer than I am. It irritates the shit out of me when my hubby tries to put the moves on me in the middle of the night.
LOL. LOL. LOL.
OK, my marriage was none to be held as an example of anything, but he did that same shit to me! Glad I’m not the only one/glad I’m not crazy. Seriously, you’ll have better luck with me if you make the moves in the early evening, not at midnight.
LOL
Hah! I didnt realize this was such a widespread problem. We need to organize a walk-out until they can manage to initiate earlier in the day. sheesh!