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Fact or Fiction?

A fly on the wall heard this…….

Husband: (hand creeping up to wife’s hip in the middle of the night RIGHT after she has put the baby down again) You awake??

Wife: Hmmmmmm( trying so hard to appear asleep)

Husband:( beginning now to tug down underwear) I’m horny……

Wife: (in her mind) : Shit! Did I take my pill today? Why can’t he get horny before 3 in the morning?????

The wife resists a few more minutes, debating weather or not she can have sex with her husband  without waking the baby and then be back to sleep within the next 10 minutes.  She thinks of all those “special” techniques that will make this a real quickie………

Wife: Oh all right…………

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  • Reply
    March 21, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Typical. Mine can’t get in the mood before 9pm when I have to get up by 5am. 8 hours, people. That’s what doctors tell us we need in order to feel good and be productive. Why can’t men get that?

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    Natalie @ Hope Springs Eternal
    March 21, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    LoL. You’re a lot nicer than I am. It irritates the shit out of me when my hubby tries to put the moves on me in the middle of the night.

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    Quiet Dreams
    March 21, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    LOL. LOL. LOL.
    OK, my marriage was none to be held as an example of anything, but he did that same shit to me! Glad I’m not the only one/glad I’m not crazy. Seriously, you’ll have better luck with me if you make the moves in the early evening, not at midnight.

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    March 22, 2010 at 9:36 am

    LOL 🙂

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    March 22, 2010 at 9:52 am

    Hah! I didnt realize this was such a widespread problem. We need to organize a walk-out until they can manage to initiate earlier in the day. sheesh!

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    March 22, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    😀 Too funny…but oh so true….lol

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