Overheard in This House….
It’s Saturday morning in the My Life household….
I’ve been up with Pookah since 7 am while a certain someone slept in. Even though I have to work tonight. All night.
Finally, around 830 someone comes downstairs all dressed and ready to go.
Me:” So where you going?”
Him: “Where else? I only get a few hours every Saturday morning. I’m going to play golf. I don’t have the time to go get massages and stuff like some people.”
I was good ya’ll. I didn’t even comment.
Seriously, I know how you feel. Yesterday afternoon I told the hubs I wanted to go to the Babytime Show this weekend, to give him a heads up, check to make sure he was free to watch he preshus. Yesterday evening I told him I wanted to go first thing today to beat the traffic, he said np, he had to go in to work for 9 and he’d be back in time for me to leave early (show opens at 10am). Today I find him, still sitting in the home offic at 9am, nowhere near ready go. It’s 10:08 and I’m now waiting on him to get home. Men. Seriously.
These men are a trip I left mines yesterday for the entire day and this fool here called me a total of 26 times asking me why I was taking so long. This is the first time I think I have left both kids with him the entire day and he was pissed. I got home the house was a mess the kitchen was a mess and he had not done anything but played modern warfare on his xbox all day. I was livid but I put my energy into cleaning cause I had company coming. He had the nerve to ask me for sex last night girl I told him off. I held it in all evening he slept on the couch after I was done with him. I am glad you held it in because I could not anymore.
Wait….what? Girl just rub your ears and Woooooosahhhhhhh!
Oh! You were better than me!!!
Yeeeeeeeah. Umhmmm. Let’s think about that for just a second…um…no. I don’t think so! You were waaaaaay nicer than I would have been. Yeah, I’m totally that bitch that brings up every transgression since the dawn of man, and will make you pay for it, DAMMIT! How ugly! He could conceivably go out every so often after work. He doesn’t have to sit at home and brood about how he gets no time to himself. My husband tries this once in a while, and I (not so politely) point out that he is an adult with time management skills. Use them.
I know right?? I’m trying to be the “good” wife on the last few months. It’s not working for me…..
Girlllll…when I saw him dressed I would of bolted out the door claiming I had an errand to go on.. But for real these men are a trip!! You’re going to work not to the club!!! WHat’s with the attitude??