Happy Labor Day! It’s time for Monday Randomness!!!
- My milk is drying up. I’m sad and happy at the same time. Sad, because I loved breastfeeding, and I’ll miss that relationship. Happy because dammit, I’ve missed Starbucks Low fat Caramel Macchiatos with extra caramel in all their Venti goodness.
- Speaking of feeding my child, why has he stopped eating solid foods just when I REALLY need him to???? (This by the way, will be another full post at another time).
- Rapper/actor Clifford “TI” Harris and his wife Tameka “Tiny” Colette were arrested Wednesday night in West Hollywood for drug possession. SMH. Really TI? Didn’t you JUST get out of jail? Aren’t you on probation? Don’t you know better?????????
- The Huffington Post lists the worst toys for girls: My personal favorites:Pole Dancing Dolly and Tattoo Barbie. Because really, don’t we all want our daughters to grow up to be pole dancers with tattoos??
- And finally, overheard in my patients room on Saturday night:
Boyfriend: I don’t want him here.
Pregnant patient: (whining) But it’s his baby.
Boyfriend: Don’t make me get you! You remember last night? I will still snatch a bitch up in labor! I’m yo man, not him!
( This might explain the bruises all around her eye…..)
Pregnant patient: OK baby calm down.
Boyfriend: You remember last time…..
Me: ( to the boyfriend) OK, security is here to escort you out…..
And do you know that heifer got mad a ME? We were trying to protect her and her unborn child and she got mad a ME????? I really have to learn to mind my own business at work, and not care so much.
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