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Monday Randomness

Monday Randomness this week is not that random.  It’s mainly about my 16 year old patient Friday night…

  1. If you and your baby will have the same pediatrician after you deliver, maybe you are too young to have a baby.
  2. If you spend half the night watching Hannah Montana reruns on the Disney Channel, maybe you are too young to have a baby.
  3. If you suck your thumb when you are having a contraction and then yell for your Mommy, then maybe you are too young to have a baby.
  4. If your Baby Daddy spends all night playing a video game and bugging me about “why ya’ll don’t have no kool-aid”, and he has his little friends coming in and out not caring if they see your coochie or not, then maybe you two are BOTH too young to have a baby.
  5. And finally, if your Momma comes to the hosipital at 2 am DIRECTLY from the club, looking and smelling like she just got some……..maybe your Momma is too young for you to have a baby.

That’s all for this week’s episode, stay tuned…….


Monday 18th of October 2010

OH MY GOD HILARIOUS!!! How did I miss this post?!?!? ROFLMAO!


Wednesday 13th of October 2010

Wow! and ew!

Quiet Dreams

Wednesday 13th of October 2010

I know that story too well. Yeesh.


Monday 11th of October 2010

sad...just sad...


Monday 11th of October 2010

Oh, God, the memories. It was patients like these that sent me into orbit. I learned to put on my big girl panties and take some responsibility at that age. I guess all she's learning is how to keep her figure and catch her a man at a club. I felt so sorry for those girls, at the same time, though, cause even though they got themselves into this mess, they didn't know any better because they were never taught. And the Mama showing up in club clothes and the old fragrance "Hot and Bothered"? What trash.


Wednesday 13th of October 2010

oh yeah, I was biting my tongue so hard that night!!!!!!