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Monday Randomness

Monday Randomness this week is not that random.  It’s mainly about my 16 year old patient Friday night…

  1. If you and your baby will have the same pediatrician after you deliver, maybe you are too young to have a baby.
  2. If you spend half the night watching Hannah Montana reruns on the Disney Channel, maybe you are too young to have a baby.
  3. If you suck your thumb when you are having a contraction and then yell for your Mommy, then maybe you are too young to have a baby.
  4. If your Baby Daddy spends all night playing a video game and bugging me about “why ya’ll don’t have no kool-aid”, and he has his little friends coming in and out not caring if they see your coochie or not, then maybe you two are BOTH too young to have a baby.
  5. And finally, if your Momma comes to the hosipital at 2 am DIRECTLY from the club, looking and smelling like she just got some……..maybe your Momma is too young for you to have a baby.

That’s all for this week’s episode, stay tuned…….

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    TheMrs
    October 11, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    wow……..just wow!

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    GG
    October 11, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    daaaaang! that’s just…there are no words. smh!

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    Tameika
    October 11, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    LOL funny! Although I, well into my late 20s and totally self sufficient, reserve the right to ask for my mommy when/if we get to the labor stage. 😉 I can ONLY imagine what you see every night. smh

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    Mimi Scarlett
    October 11, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    Wow…Not why y’all don’t have no Kool-Aid. Shameful!

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    Christina
    October 11, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    *spits out water* girl…….ROFLMBO!!!!!!

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    Nina
    October 11, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Oh, God, the memories. It was patients like these that sent me into orbit. I learned to put on my big girl panties and take some responsibility at that age. I guess all she’s learning is how to keep her figure and catch her a man at a club. I felt so sorry for those girls, at the same time, though, cause even though they got themselves into this mess, they didn’t know any better because they were never taught. And the Mama showing up in club clothes and the old fragrance “Hot and Bothered”? What trash.

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      rosesdaughter
      October 13, 2010 at 9:34 pm

      oh yeah, I was biting my tongue so hard that night!!!!!!

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    tonicarrigan
    October 11, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    sad…just sad…

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    Quiet Dreams
    October 13, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    I know that story too well. Yeesh.

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    brown-eyed-girl
    October 13, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    Wow! and ew!

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    NewYorkStateofMom
    October 18, 2010 at 4:45 am

    OH MY GOD HILARIOUS!!! How did I miss this post?!?!? ROFLMAO!

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