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Random Tuesday

Happy Tuesday!  I’m not feeling so Random today, so here are 10 Random things that hapened to me at work Sunday night:

  1. I hate it when a nurse comes up to me 2 mintues into the shift saying…”well, I’d like to go home early…..”
  2. Why when the patient is 5’1 325 pounds, we have to push her back to the OR for an emergency c section?
  3. Why is it that my chief resident is talking about safe words.  And his safe word is “harder”?
  4. He’s gay by the way.
  5. Why is it 3 am, and I haven’t had water, food or a potty break?
  6. Why are people from dayshift already callling me asking “is it busy?”  WTF? Just come to work dammit.
  7. Why is there a 14 year old in triage, pregnant with twins?
  8. Why is said 14 year old’s baby daddy at LEAST 35????
  9. And why is her Mama excited??????
  10. And last but not least, why is security called because said 35 year old’s wife shows up showing her ass?????
Yeah, I love my job……..

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    August 2, 2011 at 8:33 am

    Lawd. Ain’t nothing like some straight up dysfunctionality to make our problems look like unicorns and rainbows. 35? Lawd.

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    August 2, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Wowwww@ the 14yr old! icant!

    Chief resident sound like a hoot! Lol

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    August 2, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    O_O << that's the look on my face right now, lmbo! Girl…that sounds….um…just a mess, i mean…eventful…lmbo!

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    August 2, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    LAWD!!!! Girl you need to write a book. But for real I’d be real nosy when his wife cam up!

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    August 3, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Wait a minute! A 5’1 woman over 300 pounds, and a 14 year old having twins with a married 35 year old? I need to hang out at your job! Straight soap opera!

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    Optimistic Mom
    August 6, 2011 at 7:30 am

    I really want to believe that you made this up, but I have worked in health care and can cosign what you listed. It is crazy what goes on in a hospital. People from all walks of life enter hospital doors…..and all have a totally different story to tell. Nothing surprises me anymore. Nothing.

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