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Random Tuesday:Work Edition

Random Tuesday…Work Edition


And now without further ado:

10 Random Things That Happened While I Was in Charge at Work the Other Night…

  1. Public service announcement: Please. Wash before you come. PLEASE.
  2. Ladies, you are too young to have a baby if you still play with your barbie dolls…and bring them with you while in labor…
  3. Ladies, you are also too young to be a grandma if your daughter has to FIND you at the club in order for you to come attend her in labor. And showing up drunk, high and smelling like it does not help your cause….
  4. OK, really? Why do men( young and some old baby daddies) always bring their friends to their baby mama’s labor? What is this, a peep show?
  5. And ladies, why are you letting said friends in your labor? Does everyone REALLY need to see your coochie in full view?
  6. Mommy’s to be, I understand you want to go natural but please prepare. You are scaring your next door neighbor, your husband, your doctor and the nursing staff with all of that out of control screaming. And please, we need you to open  your legs….the baby must come out…
  7. Patients, please choose your Doctors wisely.  No, he will not come in for your labor on his night off. No, I won’t give you his cell so you can call him. And no, he won’t be here tomorrow either. It’s his golf day…
  8. Doula’s…If you are trying to convince my patient that she doesn’t need an emergency c section when the babies heart rate has been in the dumps for the last 10 minutes, I will shove you out of the way.  You are done. The baby has decided it needs to come out another way….you can wait in the recovery room and be there for her postpartum. Don’t attack me physically…After I defend myself, I will have you removed by security…..
  9. I understand you might be wanted by the police and all, but really, don’t tell me your name is Sasha Fierce…Please..
  10. And finally, drag queens..I will check you..I will find out that you have a penis…..
That’s all for this time. Stay tuned…..
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    Preshus Me
    December 13, 2011 at 7:21 am

    Oh wow. I don’t even. just. What? wow.

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    December 13, 2011 at 8:06 am

    They brought a barbie doll with them. I don’t know why everybody gotta be in the room when you having a baby. Sasha Fierce dang they could have come up with a better name than that. I must admit the screaming scared me when I went through the hospital tour I was terrified that I actually walked out of the tour.
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    Dre Davis
    December 13, 2011 at 8:39 am

    Wow! It’s sad that I have witnessed a couple of these things through hospital visits when I was delivering. I never did understand why folks bring people with them when a delivery is being made. I remember my husband’s aunt coming in with a camcorder and could not understand why she was being kicked out. Like really? And I’ve never seen anyone in labor bring their dolls but I have seen someone bring their binky and blankie (unfortunately neither was for the new baby). -_-

    I bet you see all kinds of interesting things when you are in charge/on duty!
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    Diva (in Demand)
    December 13, 2011 at 9:02 am

    Sasha…Barbie…Trans…I just can’t…
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      December 18, 2011 at 9:02 am

      Yes, I work in a mad house!

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    December 13, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Your work editions are my absolute favorites! Your L&D unite seems like it’s chock full of foolery (yes, foolery).

    *back to quietly lurking now*

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      December 18, 2011 at 9:03 am

      Thanks for coming out of lurkdom! Come again….

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    December 13, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    I have no words!
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    December 13, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    I love your Tuesday Work Editions. Iam actually on bedrest right now so I especially interested in all things L/D. (9 weeks down-6 more to go) I promise to use my real name, leave Barbie, Ken and Skipper at home, leave the neighborhood crew at home too but I makes no promises about not yelling. Sometimes…things hurt. And it feels better to yell. Also, my OB is part of huge practice so 1 of the 15 doctors will be there at my delivery or med surg is going to be real busy removing 15 putter/drivers from… well, I’ll just leave that to your imagination.

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      December 18, 2011 at 9:05 am

      Yelling a baby out is good! But yelling just to be yelling is not! So sorry you’re on bedrest! How much longer do you have to go? Good luck!!!!

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    Sha Boogie
    December 15, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    OMG! iCant. With ALL of it, LOL

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    December 18, 2011 at 9:04 am

    Lol! Nursing is hardly ever boring!

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