Welcome to another episode of Monday Randomness. This Monday isn’t so random. It’s about Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Phaedra Parks.
- First of all, what woman doesn’t know when her due date is? ESPECIALLY if it’s your first baby?Why she lying? Is her new husband really the father of that baby?
- Umm, is she going to breastfeed or do a fashion spread for La Perla? Girl that baby don’t care! And you won’t either after that baby comes!
- Penis ointment???? PENIS OINTMENT??????
- 50 cent pieces on the baby’s navel? Forget Boughetto, she is sooooooooooooo country……
- Was that a postpartum doula that she hired? Why doesn’t she know ANYTHING about breastfeeding?Why don’t her friends know anything about breastfeeding? I see Similac in her future…..
- And finally, while off topic, can I raid Lawrence’s closet??? That man’s shoes are FIRECE!
Stay tuned for next week’s episode!