Random Tuesdays is here! So without further ado….
- This is so off my usual topics, but did you hear that the Rock is coming back to wrestling???? I promise you , I will watch. Can you smellllll…elelelelelelellll…what the Rock…is…cooking?!?!?!HELL YEAH!
- The Bachelor. I mean, I really don’t see the appeal of Brad. At all.
- Charlie Sheen has lost his mutha frickin mind. He needs meds and Jesus.
- I’m tried of waking up at 2 am to feed Pookah a bottle. That little fat joker does NOT need that bottle. Drastic measures may need to be taken……..
- And speaking of Pookah, I also need to change up his bedtime routine a little. We have one, but it’s time to update(let me Upgrade ya…....)
- I love being able to pee on my own. Just sayin.
- But not being able to have sex for 4 more weeks SUCKS.
- Is it wrong to want my blog to be so big that the New York Times Magazine writes a story about me?
- I want to become a gourmet cook. I think I’ll take cooking lessons.
- And finally, I’m thinking of going on vacation with my in laws. I’m crazy. RIGHT?????????????????
Stay tuned for next week’s episode……