It’s Tuesday folks! And because of the Jerry Springer like atmosphere at work Sunday night, I’ve decided to honor you with some random advice:
Your Baby Daddy Might Be Gay If…..
- He is more interested in critiquing the wardrobe of the cast of basketball wives than your labor.
- He and your nurse get into a detailed discussion on makeup ( Mac vs Nars).
- He has on skinny jeans and a muscle shirt.
- All of his friends who come to visit while you are in labor are…..gay.
- He keeps referring to you as “the experiment.”
- He pulls me aside and says “girl I’m going to need me a DNA test…”( No shit???)
- He has a man purse.
- His boots have…..heels……..
- He keeps reapplying his lip gloss and wait….does he have on foundation?
- And finally, he is humming Beyonce while we are pushing. Who Runs the World Anyone???
This, my friends, is a public service announcement. Please take note……