Random Tuesday:Work Edition

It’s Tuesday folks! And because of the Jerry Springer like atmosphere at work Sunday night, I’ve decided to honor you with some random advice:

Your Baby Daddy Might Be Gay If…..

1. He is more interested in critiquing the wardrobe of the cast of basketball wives than your labor.
2. He and your nurse get into a detailed discussion on makeup ( Mac vs Nars).
3. He has on skinny jeans and a muscle shirt.
4. All of his friends who come to visit while you are in labor are…..gay.
5. He keeps referring to you as “the experiment.”
6. He pulls me aside and says “girl I’m going to need me a DNA test…”( No shit???)
7. He has a man purse.
8. His boots have…..heels……..
9. He keeps reapplying his lip gloss and wait….does he have on foundation?
10. And finally, he is humming Beyonce while we are pushing. Who Runs the World Anyone???